Snookilove

I don't know if you guys know of, watch or have seen Jersey Shore but I'm absolutely loving it. I know, I know. My last post was about wrestling with the very existence of God and now I turn around and profess my love for one of these idiotic MTV reality big brother knock off television shows, but I can't help it. It's like crack to me. Actually, I don't know what crack is like. It's like a ten piece meal from KFC. So good when you're eating it but you feel horrible afterwards. Jersey Shore is my guilty pleasure, my ten piece meal. Anyways, a quick overview for those of you who have no idea what I'm talking about. Put 8 Italian-American kids("guidos") in a house on the Jersey Shore for a summer and make sure the cameras keep rolling. I know we've all been down this road before and this model is a little tired so I'm at a loss for words as to why I'm so addicted. My main theory is that MTV tweaked this particular show in one tiny little way that has made all the difference in the world. Most reality type shows throw in mix of personalities to stir the soup so to speak. We all know this. Jersey Shore doesn't do this. All the personalities are the same! They are all shallow,self-centered,cocky,spray on tanned, hair gelled maniacs. I think the result is that when they go in a direction there is no one who pulls them back and they end up going to extremes that aren't born out of conflict but out of common purpose. Each of the characters do have one sort of characteristic that that separates them from the rest. For example, Mike "The Situation" D. is the ladies man that lives to "creep" on girls. Pauley is a sweetheart that would take a bullet for the team. Sammi is a....well, a bitch, really. I was originally smitten with Jwoww. She seems to make sense when she talks (as in she uses whole sentences), she's got attitude (which I like) and she would make the world's hottest bouncer if she ever decided to do that. As the the series has gone on though, I have slowly fallen truly,deeply madly in love with Snooki. I can't help myself. Like Pauley she is a sweetheart, she talks nonsense, is unlucky in love, likes to have fun be seems to find trouble and somehow has stolen my heart. I confessed my Snookilove to Ms. Finndego last night. She took it quite well. It went down better than the last time she told me that she would leave me in second for Sting. She asked me who I would leave her for and I said I quite liked the girl who cut her hair. That didn't go over well. So I'm trading up for Snooki and she can have Sting and go save the Amazon with him. I going to eat pizza with Snooki and spray on each others tan and I'll spend my days just trying to figure out what the hell she is trying to say. Holla!