Thursday, September 24, 2009

Where is the love for the Hermaphrodites?

First is was South African runner Caster Semenya (http://deadspin.com/5356717/caster-semenya-is-a-hermaphrodite-ballsy-aussie-paper-reports) then Lady Gaga (http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2009/08/lady-gaga-hermaphrodite-picture-sparks-rumors/). Neither of them wanting to claim the title of Worlds Most Famous Hermaphrodite which still remains vacant. Do I really care? No. Do I get excited by the thought of a Hermaphrodite? Not since I was 15. What I'm more worried about is Lady (if that's her real name!) Gaga's fashion sense (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRV0w7aW8vI).
And since we're lowbrowing it at the VMA's do you think that after Kanye's music career is over that he'll hire himself out to be a personal event interrupter? Would he do weddings and interrupt the groom's speech? Kanye: "Yo Doug, I'm really happy for you and I'll let you finish but Brad would have been a much better partner for Sally!" More Hennesey for that man!

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